hack hack hack!
The New Neighbor Guy —
Domestic Violence Guy may have turned his TV up way way too loud and he may have shouted obscenities early Sunday mornings but the rest of the time you could not hear him talking because hello he was actually capable of talking in normal human tones.
This guy, I should get some modal analysis equipment in here and see if his voice is violating airport sound ordinances.
Seriously. His voice is so loud and so piercing I could transcribe the conversations verbatim:
“I can tell you’re not a lawyer, you’re like me!”
[Jeez pity the other guy’s neighbor.]
And he COUGHS. Every day. All day. This huge horking cough. It is a shakes the walls cough. It starts in the morning. And it goes ALL DAY. It is not even a smoker’s cough. Smoker’s cough only hits people when they wake up. This cough goes until he drops. HACK HACK HACK!
Shouting: “For three fucking years I did that!” HACK HACK HACK! “My wife!” HACK HACK HACK! “I said no way!” HACK HACK HACK! “One eye open one eye closed!” HACK HACK HACK!
What the hell is that cough? Is that T.B. or something? Shouldn’t he be in a ward somewhere recovering?
Jeez maybe I better Lysol the hall.