guys are so about guys
The talk started in Kate Moss Days
Celebrity cleavage comparison talk.
I thought it was funny.
Plus they gave me Kate Moss who I think is beautiful.
[Yes that is her picture up there.]
That really worked for me.
[I am vain I will not put up a quiz unless I look good in it.]
And then it went bad.
It started with Tommy T.
Tommy said guys like breasts.
Which was, um, kind of chivalrous.
Firm went serious and chivalrous [and Firm is never serious] : guys like short girls too.
In some weird alternative universe they were consoling me.
For being 5’6″ and an A cup.
Despite diminuitive height.
Despite diminuitive breast size.
I. Am. Still. Attractive. To. Guys.
Guys are so about guys.
This one is not about guys.
This one is about the girls.
Girls like to impress each other.
Girls like to dress up for each other.
Girls like to show off to each other.
And girls have been doing each other’s hair at slumber parties for centuries —
With no guys there.
Sometimes it is about girls.
Except for that leg waxing thing.
That is totally about you.