::: sigh :::
Women friends thought it would be cute or somehow amusing to announce publicly they are my lesbian lovers.
In one week.
I do not know why I am supposed to be the public stand in for sexual experimentation or humor any time a straight girl decides she wants to announce she is a lesbian. But somehow I am it.
There is a problem with this for me. I am straight. And single. AND WANT TO DATE FUCKING MEN. Which is a little difficult when every man in Hollywood is convinced I am a lesbian because every married chick I know who wants to play with her sexual image grabs me and yells, Look here is my lesbo lover.
For fuck’s sake go pick on a real lesbian. I want to have sex again this century.
*ironically lesbian friends never do this to me ever