glitter bomb!
Long into 2015 I have been pondering New Year’s resolutions.
I have finally hit on one.
I am going to carry glitter bombs with me everywhere and every time a person annoys me or pisses me off, I’m going to sparkle his or her ass.
Okay not specifically the ass.
Whatever is the biggest target in throwing range.
Yay!
Bonus Sparkle Points: I hear a lot of strippers wear sparkle stuff, so if someone is a total ass and I sparkle him?
Hello, big trouble at home when the wife thinks he got sparkled by a stripper.
Yay!
