#freecheese
If Facebook insists on conducting these “social experiments” I say we all riot for free cheese.
[All lab animals are entitled to free cheese, dammit!]
[I am partial to Baby Swiss, myself.]
Also I have our fight song: Anatole! Anatole! Anatole!
*PS: Also my friend Timothy pointed out it would be inhumane to offer cheese without wine and crackers. Free cheese AND wine and crackers for everyone! Anatole! Anatole! Anatole!
:::FACEBOOK EXPERIMENTS ON USERS:::
#FREECHEESE
2 Responses to #freecheese
I wouldn’t join Facebook for a life-sized replica of the Hoover dam sculpted out of Shropshire Blue. And that’s sayin’ somethin’.
I just heard the Austin police are doing tactical exercises in full riot gear today outside police headquarters. Coincidence? I think not.