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Ooh la la. This one is fun. Someone posted it at Pooks’ :

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

And. Wow. I am a seducer? AND hotter than I ever thought? Who knew?

 

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover

You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That’s you! [Yay!] Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics [oh, robbed again], but because you are a shape shifter [can I be a wolf?]. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone’s particular fantasy [um, beer and naked was not a stretch] and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable. Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone’s life [doy]. By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover [I do not become, you slasher, I am, get it right].

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong [again, let’s not exagerate beer and naked], that you are often the love of many people’s lives. Your ex’s and even people you have simply met or been friends with long to be yours [clearly I have underestimated the power of beer and naked]. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of [I hope those dreams involve lake water, moonlight, and tracing scars I would trade up to gin for that] your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

 

Also, based on some of the wanton flirtation spiraling across blogs and continental divides featuring someone to remain nameless [Um, Valliant] fantasy lover coming up an answer is funny/odd/disconcerting.

V is way too smart to fall for a shape shifter though. That guy never even gives you a shape to shift in to. Difficult man. And scary. What if he just likes me?

:::what kind of seducer are you?:::

47 Responses to fantasy lover

  1. I am “au natural.” I am innocent.

    “You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
    That’s because you’re a natural at seduction. You don’t realize your power!
    The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

    You’re the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
    Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
    You find joy in everything – so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

    You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
    Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
    As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.”

  2. I got the same as michele….

    My suspicious have been confirmed.

    I am 5.

  3. Your Seduction Style: Prized Object

    The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
    You know that the best seducers turn the tables – and get their crush to seduce them.
    The one running has the power, and you’re a challenge that is worth the chase.

    You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
    You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
    Even though you want to call, email, or say “I love you” first – you don’t!

    You’re style is the perfect mix of hot and cold – so much so that you have many suitors.
    Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany’s … or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.
    You’re skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.

    What Kind of Seducer Are You?

  4. Your seduction technique can be summed up with “charm”
    You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone…
    Well, you won’t be talking for long! ;-)

  5. AJ can talk the pants off of someone…

  6. A deal more than their pants…but I rarely use my powers evil these days. And they work much better on smart girls then regular folk.

  7. I was a natural as well. Which I think is just a veiled way of calling me a slut.

  8. max

    So little time, so many seductions.

    Good morning, Charming One.

    Ms. Pants, that is not what that meant. Funny girl.

  9. It might be. And hell, several years ago, it was true. And if I wasn’t so completely disenchanted with the thought of getting naked in company, it might still be true. Alas, nothing in the goodie drawer has eyes and so that is what I’ll be slutting it up with forevermore.

  10. max

    You know these are just vestiges of going out with someone who was in the habit of saying unfortunate things about the appearance of others he should have worshipped not smited. It will fade. And that drawer will not be forevermore.

  11. Well, Ms Pants, if you’re a slut… that makes me a slut. And… and… well, the less said about that, the better.

    Back in my box.

    I am still 5 though. Somehow that doesn’t quite computer with the word ‘slut’…

  12. computer? I meant compute, obviously.

    I’m going to bed.

  13. Heh. You said “box.”

  14. Hmmm… she’s going to bed, and going back in her box. Hmmmm…

  15. BTW, get worried Max. I got the same answer.

  16. However, I inspire addictionsthe power, and I can make you wanna slap somebody.

  17. Please excuse the previously screwed up link. Clearly, my powers are limited to non-technical realms.

  18. max

    Jeez. You know she is talking about men to stay away from right?

  19. max

    The link worked for me.

  20. Yes. It’s part of my charm.

  21. “The link worked for me.”

    You wanted to slap me?

  22. “AJ can talk the pants off of someone…”

    ‘A deal more than their pants…but I rarely use my powers evil these days. And they work much better on smart girls then regular folk.”

    I am sorry but I got a flash of Max in her underwear……LOL

    You know talking the pants off of a smart girl…………

  23. I am fantasy lover too but in my world I think it means something totally different…..as in fantasy love that’s all you get. ; )

  24. max

    He could probably talk me out of those too. Dangerous charming man.

  25. aj

    Your seduction style is: Sweet Talker

    Your seduction technique can be summed up with “charm”
    You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone…
    Well, you won’t be talking for long! ;-)

    You’re great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
    Partially, because you’re a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
    The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.

    Your “sweet talking” ways have taken you far in romance – and in life.
    You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face
    Speeding tickets, job interviews… bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life*

  26. max

    It must be something about the name “AJ.” It is just trouble on legs. Good thing you are a girl AJ.

  27. Must be an ” Asian Thing…” Right Stiletto?

    Your Seduction Style: Prized Object

    The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
    You know that the best seducers turn the tables – and get their crush to seduce them.
    The one running has the power, and you’re a challenge that is worth the chase.

    *************
    I’ve never chased after anyone IN MY LIFE…not that there’s been lots of someones…hmmm…maybe that explains the playing hard to get thing…I didn’t want to be had.

    Makes Sense.
    amm

  28. Ms Pants and Firm, you filthy minded degenerates…

    I was placing personal bets on who would make something of my box in my bed. One out of two ain’t bad… Teehee.

  29. Well, I don’t think I suggested “making something of the box in your bed,” but it sounds like it would have been a good idea. ;)

  30. tj

    Well, I got the same as both AJ’s so it must be something to do with 2 letter names…

  31. Firm: Yes, yes it would have. I’m not sure why I didn’t think of it myself. Wait… I did…

  32. max

    Ah. This explains why I always want to drag you into a closet during recess, TJ.

  33. Max, you’re both welcome to come out of the closet. Recess is over, but you can still dress in drag if you’d like. We won’t laugh.

    I promise.

  34. max

    Firm, you child of the eighties, if I could do girl, I seriously would have by now. Tj is very guy though, and if I dragged him into a closet, the only thing that could flip society would be the condition of your coat when we got out of there. Say, you did not park your coat in that closet, did you?

  35. Damn. So THAT’s where I left it.

  36. Funny! I was looking for funny! ” (everything Max just said)”

  37. I worked as a coat check girl. Firm no coat is safe.

  38. It’s kind of thin. I might have to give it another coat.

  39. Could be, Anita. We are supposed to be submissive and demure. Right?

  40. I love it when you talk like… wait… damn. Wrong tone again.

  41. i always get escape artist on this quiz. even when i cheat.

    of course the fact that i cheat on an internet quiz might be telling

  42. max

    There is something charming and decadent about cheating on internet quizzes. Like it is not quite enough to outwit grammar school counselors you must also outwit an internet fantasy quiz.

  43. i just find it odd that my lies carry me to the same result as the truth

  44. max

    Wow. Talk about destiny seizing the reins.

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