OMG. Someone finally pegged me in an ad online.
Look at those dresses!
Responsible Max: No Max, no, your cash reserves are slated for software!
Unresponsible Max: Fuck software! Dresses yay!
Listen, I have a birthday in February that so warrants dress buying frenzy right?
I’m totally buying a dress. It will happen. There is no way it won’t. I might go unhinged and buy all the dresses yay!
Slow me down. Help!
Vote for your favorite dress!