I had to. I snapped the bonding on one of my front teeth which is always bad news and if nothing else will force me in to see the dentist looking like Annie Oakley will. I had to get up at 6:30 am to make the only appointment I could get too which will show you just how vain I am because I have to be really motivated to get up at 6:30 am.
Tragically I have not been to see the dentist in a while so I have had all kinds of dental guilt and when I went in I said please do not cry when I open my mouth I already have the dental guilt okay? And she said okay and I opened my mouth and —
She said things looked pretty good.
Then she stuck all kinds of nasty slabs of plastic and cardboard in my mouth and hid behind a door and clacked off little zotty x-rays [she is totally that way once she has you there hello you are going to get rays the end] and I thought, Here it comes.
And it did not come. She showed me those x-rays and they were totally clean. The only thing wrong is my messed up bonding which we started fixing right away and hooray! No more Annie Oakley!
Listen I am not going to tell you how long I put off going to the dentist — okay it has been since the last time my bonding broke, damn bonding — but we were really scared.
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