death by horoscope

fox brideDamn. It is Susan time again.

In mere days, those blasted horoscopes will be up for February.

AJ is donning body pads and helmet. I have medicinal vodka and a big stick I liberated from the not cute construction guys.

We are as ready as we are going to get.

Now we wait.


13 Responses to death by horoscope

  1. I can’t wait to hear what happens!!

  2. aj

    Damn straight we’re ready.

  3. Oh ho ho. That time again. I don’t even want to know what’s going to happen next.

    Gee, Max, your birthday is in February, she’s gotta give you a break. Did I say “break?” No I didn’t mean that, nobody had anything to do with the great fall down the stairs in LA. Was that a double negative? I better shut up before Susan puts a hex on you and AJ again.

  4. I hope the stars are on your side especially during your birthday month!
    Oh crap my rent is due……

  5. Sophia

    I wonder what she would have to say had she known that your birthday is on Lincoln’s birthday. Hmmm…

  6. Trenchy

    You need a taser for the end of that stick… you just never know when there is no time to swing.

  7. aj

    Trenchy’s right. Although, with my padding and helmet, I could cover you while you swing away.

  8. max

    We should take the taser anyway. Just to be sure.

  9. max

    [ps: you have not seen blame it on aj yet, have you?]

  10. Did you check out your horoscope for February yet?

  11. max

    They do not go up till February.

  12. [waiting until midnight?]

  13. max

    If she is not slacking. She is not always on task getting those new months up. Something about falling down stairs….

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