So I saw this application to a NASA position from Jack Davis [age 9]:
I immedately knew 2 things:
1: NASA was in trouble if it was considering job applications from 9 year olds.
2: I needed to follow Jack Davis’s lead writing to NASA applying for the planetary protection officer job, [eat my dust, Jack!]
NOT GATHERING ANY DUST [I AM A DUST FREE ZONE, TAKE NOTE, NASA]
I hit that right off. Yay!
August 8, 2017
My name is Max Adams and I would like to apply for the Planetary Protection Officer position.
I saw Jack Davis’s response to your job ad and immediately knew you needed my assistance here since you are receiving applications from nine year olds and clearly probably need someone with a driver’s license on your side.
I have a driver’s license! Yay!
[I am so fit for the job. Also, noo pesky bus schedules. Yay!]
I have also watched Agents of Shield. AND Men in Black. [Eat my dust, Jack Davis.]
Also, I know a lot about microbes. I was tasked with eradicating microbes at an early age by a bi-polar OCD germaphobc my loving and caring mother and know all sorts of Lysol tricks.
Who needs hazmat suits when you have Lysol? Yay!
I so look forward to your response and am packing my bags in anticipation.
Love and Kisses,
Your New Planetary Protection Officer,
AKA That Adams Girl
PS: I live in Texas and am location friendly. [Haha Jack!] I am female so can coach aliens on asshat second hand citizen Congress shenanigans. [Yay!] ALSO, I am tan challenged so will meld right in with aliens trapped on a space ship with no sun for years [I get it aliens, I spend all my time missing the sun too] AND can explain the difference between “space alien white” and “local citizen alien brown” to ICE agents. Just like the President! Yay!
PPS: Okay maybe I am giving the President too much credit, but I got this!