dear god


Dear God:

You win. I am giving up the ice cream.

Now may I please drop under 120 pounds?

Love and Kisses,



0 Responses to dear god

  1. 120 at your height?

    Go put a cherry on top of that ice cream. And some chocolate sauce.

  2. max

    No way, I am still carrying around some of that damn ensure fat.

  3. It is ensure to stay, huh?

    That is not fat, that is soft tissue which makes your skin stay youthful looking.

    Meat is for the man, bone is for the dog.

  4. max

    I can send you naked photos of this “soft tissue” that say otherwise. Shiver in your boots Kitster.

  5. Dan

    “Meat is for the man, bone is for the dog.”

    I think I’m going to have to agree with Kitty on this one.

  6. max

    Oh you are just angling for naked photos too. Fresh.

  7. GOD


  8. Dan


    But I do still agree with Kitty.

  9. max

    Wow. God has gotten a lot more lenient about this naked picture thing.

  10. Dan

    Never thought I’d say this, but “Thank God.”

  11. This post has made me feel fat!

    x2 Kitty.

  12. well, man says to stay fat, god wants naked pics, you want to give up ice cream.
    end of the world anyone?

  13. max

    You are a body builder adding bulk before cutting, Stil, you are supposed to have mass.

    Blete, I had better check Revelations. Though me, I was waiting for the heavens to crash when you eloped. Gadzooks.

  14. Which stage of grief is bargaining?

  15. OH, please fish me out, thanks.

  16. max

    Are you in spam? I will go look.

  17. max

    There it is.

    I have never tried gelato.

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