day of the ninja
Everyone knows December fifth is Day of the Ninja right?
[You do now.]
In honor of Day of the Ninja I took the ninja quiz and that freaking quiz told me :
You are not a Ninja. You are a Man in Black.
You are not a Man in Black. You do not work for the CIA. You do not exist. You do not move outside the realm of normal society. This quiz does not exist. Nothing to see here. Move along please.
Why of all the —
Damn Quiz. It was rigged, I tell you, rigged. I am totally a ninja dumb quiz.
Say also if you forgot it was Day of the Ninja and your ninja outfit happens to be at the cleaners never fear you can whip up a nice new ninja outfit in no time so you will not be made fun of by your ninja peers — woah close one — the directions are over at Rain’s.
Happy Day of the Ninja.
*please excuse me now i have to go “talk” to some people about a quiz result….