I took a dance class once where the admission form asked you to list past physical injuries. I told the instructor it would be a lot less time consuming to list what hadn’t been injured. Or, you know, just use a highlighter?
I don’t want to challenge Fate here, anytime it even might look like there could be a rumor of me challenging Fate, Fate leaps into the breach and yells, “Challenge accepted!”
[Dear Fate, please stop doing that, this is not a challenge, you always win, you and I know that, quit it. Ahhh!]
I wiped the right side of my rib cage off the non-injury list a couple weeks ago. I think what I have left now is, erm, clavicle, and right elbow.