cute delivery guys
Came by the other day. I mean seriously cute. 6′ 3″ at least. Built like a God. With one beautiful smile and arms to die for.
He asked how I was doing. I said cold. He laughed and said he just got back from New Hampshire where it was eight degrees.
Holy crap. What is that, like twenty-four degrees BELOW FREEZING?
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You need to do some online shopping and get that guy back again!
LMAO… It was 7 degrees when I woke up a several days ago. I hear tell it bottomed out around 5 that evening. Right now we’re having a heatwave, yesterday it hit 65! Normal high temp. is around 35 degrees for this time of year.
You actually listened when he talked?
Holy crap. What is that, like twenty-four degrees BELOW FREEZING?”
PFffftttt, that’s sweater weather round aboot here. Anything above -10c is long sleeved shirt ball hockey temperature. Thin blooded Californians.
Hockey aside, I think I’d have an easier time staying motivated to exercise through the winter if it wasn’t always freezing.
Jen, tragically this company has so many delivery people cute guy will probably never return.
Anita, tragically [more tragically] talking has destroyed many possibilities with amazingly beautiful men. Sigh.
A.J., you know in eight degree weather I would turn into an ice statue and fracture when the wind blew right?
Woe, you laugh? Laugh at seven degrees? How do humans actually survive those temperatures?
In Minnesota, hibernation is typical among the transplanted Northerners. The born-and-bred-in-the-state natives, however, seem to enjoy the cold temps, as long as the wind isn’t blowing. Windchill factors that dip to -25 F mean it’s too cold to even stand outside and pump your own gas.
Heh. I fell madly in lust with a UPS driver while vacationing up on the Central Coast last summer. Found out from my parents’ neighbor’s kid that, well, I wasn’t the only one – he ordered all sorts of things off ebay, just to get the packages.
Lol, not a cold weather person? For shame ;)
“Lol, not a cold weather person? For shame ;)”
Hey we are not discussing “cold weather” here. We are discussing temperatures on Planet Pluto weather here.
Hey a guy like that can heat even New Hampshire!
I remember scampering naked in the snow with my guy once upon a time–course there was a hot tub on the other side of the snowbank!
A guy like that could heat up my year.
Did you ask him if he had shrinkage?
You know I’m talking about the sort of package he…delivers, right?