couch surfing gecko!

 

 

I have this new roommate. The Gecko. He is small. He does not pay rent. I think he is couch surfing.

 

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The first time I saw the gecko I was very worried about the gecko. What if the gecko wandered under the couch and became confused and disoriented and dehydrated?

[This is foolish thinking it is a very modern couch with no flounce that might disorient a gecko.]

 

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A few days after the gecko moved in the gecko dodged onto the balcony when I opened the balcony door to go smoke.

[I was going to smoke. I am not sure about the gecko.]

I encouraged the gecko to flee and be free.

The gecko would have none of it.

A day later there was the gecko and the gecko dodged back in.

 

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The gecko has been couch surfing here a month. It works out. The gecko dodges in and out when the gecko wants.

 

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The gecko never comes in the bedroom. I do not think the gecko likes carpeting.

The gecko likes the office and the wall by Marilyn.

 

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You totally want to see the gecko closeup don’t you?

[I knew it you are gecko fans already.]

 

 

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*Shut up, it’s an iPhone, what do you want, gecko leg stubble?