couch surfing gecko!
I have this new roommate. The Gecko. He is small. He does not pay rent. I think he is couch surfing.
The first time I saw the gecko I was very worried about the gecko. What if the gecko wandered under the couch and became confused and disoriented and dehydrated?
[This is foolish thinking it is a very modern couch with no flounce that might disorient a gecko.]
A few days after the gecko moved in the gecko dodged onto the balcony when I opened the balcony door to go smoke.
[I was going to smoke. I am not sure about the gecko.]
I encouraged the gecko to flee and be free.
The gecko would have none of it.
A day later there was the gecko and the gecko dodged back in.
The gecko has been couch surfing here a month. It works out. The gecko dodges in and out when the gecko wants.
The gecko never comes in the bedroom. I do not think the gecko likes carpeting.
The gecko likes the office and the wall by Marilyn.
You totally want to see the gecko closeup don’t you?
[I knew it you are gecko fans already.]
*Shut up, it’s an iPhone, what do you want, gecko leg stubble?