convos with expectant fathers
Expectant Father : You don’t really need that much to prepare.
Me : [cue evil laughter] You have really not spent much time around babies have you?
Expectant Father : Um. No. They’re kind of independent, like cats, right?
Me : They are exactly like cats. Except they do not walk, use a litter box, or groom or feed themselves. Also authorities get sort of tiffy if you leave them home alone and people get a little alarmed if they have tails.
Expectant Father : Hey, that doesn’t sound like cats at all.
Me : They both drink milk.
were the art work comes from :
that is black cat watercolor by pam houle
[and that is the best link i can find for her]
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I remember a TV interview with the proud father of new born sextuplets, in which he was asked what his immediate plans were. He said, “I’m looking forward to getting back home, away from all this [he meant the media attention], and being able to just relax again.”
The look his wife turned and gave him would have melted porcelain.
Relax? With sextuplets? Wow that man so has a better relationship with the elves than I do.