conversations with the avocado

MONDAY:

Me: Ready?
Avocado: No.

TUESDAY:

Me: Ready?
Avocado: No

WEDNESDAY:

Me: Ready?
Avocado: No

THURSDAY:

Me: Ready?
Avocado: No

FRIDAY:

Avocado: Ready!
Me: I’m in the shower!
Avocado: Ticking down!
Me: Ow I have soap in my eye!
Avocado: Tick tock…
Me: Ready!
Avocado: Too late.