
conversations with the avocado
MONDAY:
Me: Ready?
Avocado: No.
TUESDAY:
Me: Ready?
Avocado: No
WEDNESDAY:
Me: Ready?
Avocado: No
THURDAY:
Me: Ready?
Avocado: No
FRIDAY:
Avocado: Ready!
Me: I’m in the shower!
Avocado: Ticking down!
Me: Ow I have soap in my eye!
Avocado: Tick tock…
Me: Ready!
Avocado: Too late.