conversations with inanimate objects
INT. MAX’S BEDROOM — DAY
On MAX, stalking away from —
The BIZARRELY TWISTED COMFORTER COVER holding all her socks hostage after a more bizarre and also unfortunate dryer incident —
Max: Screw you Comforter Cover! You want this kind of drama you had better be signing a pay check!
Bizarrely Twisted Comforter Cover: Walk away now but sooner or later you are going to need these socks.
[cue evil bizarrely twisted comforter cover laughter]
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Yep…sounds just as crazy when viewed on the web…
I do not even know how a sheet can get that twisted up AND hold all the socks it seems like that should defy some law of nature or math.
The Bizarrely Twisted Comforter Cover is ALWAYS right
Oddly that is exactly what The Bizarrely Twisted Comforter Cover said.