This is floating around the internet and funny as hell to me. The story is, two churches across the street from each other got into a quiet fight with their signs. I have no idea if this is true. It is hilarious to me either way. All dogs go to heaven….
Jesus thinks you’re — A Sanctimonious Prick He’s tired of your shit. Nobody thinks you’re different, or interesting, or cool. Certainly not the Saviour of all Men. Jesus wants you to quit being such a tool. [That is a facebook quiz so you have to take it on facebook. It was funny as […]
I have been — Watching the news. This is almost always a mistake. Watching the news too much makes me near suicidal and definitely over the edge disgusted with and appalled by human beings. Unclean. Ashamed — of what I am and whom and what I come from. It makes me want to disown […]
Dear God : If I have to have the complexion of a sixteen year old it is only fair I get to have the body of a sixteen year old too. Love and Kisses, Your Adams Girl
I watch — Way too many cop shows. They freak me out. And too many medical shows. I am totally freaked if I die some stranger will go through my financial records while another interviews old boyfriends while another is cutting my chest open and yet another is running tongue swabs or [worse!] vaginal […]
I am a little — Concerned here. I am getting spam titled “baby supplies.” Do the spammers know something I do not know? Also if they do someone better notify the Vatican. where the art work comes from : that is from laurent orseau
I am walking — Along Hollywood Boulevard. I am at the corner of Highland where all the street performers perform in between being rousted by cops for blocking traffic and getting in the way of lost bodies swarming a metro bus stop. Two of the performers have a little organ set up and are […]
Yes! It is chocolate shoes. How cool is that? Two of my favorite things, chocolate AND shoes? That so rocks. You get the chocolate shoes at Gayle’s Chocolates. [Where clearly they have geniuses in research and development way smarter than anyone working at Reeses why didn’t the Reeses people think this up?] Yay! […]
Dear Blonde Assassin — I like the idea of your having a church, and I want it to succeed. However, if you want people to come to your church, you’re going to have to spice it up a bit. People are tired of boring churches. With that in mind, I have a few suggestions. […]
Okay now — Anita Marie and I have created a new religion Anita astutely pointed out we need holidays for it and also Michele mentioned the importance of cute delivery guys [Anita and Michele are so smart] and luckily for you I am so on task on holidays AND cute delivery guys so right […]