I am putting makeup on on Sunday. Why am I putting makeup on on Sunday? Am I going to mass? No. A wedding? No. Dancing? No. A Zoom meeting? No. Some unexpected Sunday evening social event? NO. I am preparing for a 9 PM fire alarm. Friday night, the building fire alarm went off a […]
Happy New Year, ya animals!
Got to watch the best fireworks ever from the roof here. I’m right downtown and on the roof, the whole city is laid out around you and there were fireworks shows ringing the city. It was very cool. Also went out with friends and neighbors. It was a fun night. I hope yours was good too. Smooch!
A kid on the elevator is wearing face paint. Me: What’s up with this? Kid: I’m a penguin. Me: Cool. What kind of penguin? Kid: A girl penguin! Me: Oh that is the very best kind.
I’m admiring Easter egg designs I will probably never rally myself at all to do. I like monochrome and black & white. Also foil eggs are really pretty. I’m pretty sure children would not be as excited about monochrome and foiled eggs. Children have really garish taste and like huge big splashy colors. I tell […]
I have a new neighbor dog. He is small and brown with wiry fur and a boxy nose. I see him on my way out of the building to smoke. He lives right on the corner by the doors I go through and I smoke often and he is outside in his patio spot often […]
Wow, I have been a bad blogger. I have not posted in forever. Ahhh! Sorry about that. I should update you on the upcoming :::September 2018 Classes::: Hit that link. Doy. In other news, I destroyed the desk chair again. This is the result of working too many hours in a chair just basically destroying […]
A guy with a dog very excited and barky about the woman smoking on the balcony went by the other night. The dog could not be convinced I was not bark worthy material. The guy was wearing a Superman costume so I get why the dog was a little on task. The fate of […]
I have interesting convo’s with my upstairs neighbor. [Not on purpose.] I will be having a cig, wearing white sitting in a somewhat expensive fabric chair — [I bring that up to point out how problematic dirty water pouring from above can be because it really fucks up white shorts and also puts […]
I trot out to the local — Mailbox. I have an envelope that needs to hit the mailbox by 5 pm. I know it has to get there by 5 pm because I know pick up schedules. And I have time. It is 4:35. It is three blocks. Easy. I trot along. Get to […]
I trot outside — There is a notice taped on the new neighbor’s door : Three days to vacate. Uh oh. Bad news for pilot guy who appears gay but also checks out my legs [bi?] and his interesting in too short shorts friend who like me sometimes does laundry too late on Friday […]