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my crush on steve mcqueen

I have a new neighbor dog. He is small and brown with wiry fur and a boxy nose. I see him on my way out of the building to smoke. He lives right on the corner by the doors I go through and I smoke often and he is outside in his patio spot often […]

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saving the desk chair, again!

Wow, I have been a bad blogger. I have not posted in forever. Ahhh! Sorry about that. I should update you on the upcoming :::September 2018 Classes::: Hit that link. Doy. In other news, I destroyed the desk chair again. This is the result of working too many hours in a chair just basically destroying […]

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bark on, superdog....

  A guy with a dog very excited and barky about the woman smoking on the balcony went by the other night. The dog could not be convinced I was not bark worthy material. The guy was wearing a Superman costume so I get why the dog was a little on task. The fate of […]

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waterfalls

    I have interesting convo’s with my upstairs neighbor. [Not on purpose.] I will be having a cig, wearing white sitting in a somewhat expensive fabric chair — [I bring that up to point out how problematic dirty water pouring from above can be because it really fucks up white shorts and also puts […]

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bad day for the neighbors

  I trot outside — There is a notice taped on the new neighbor’s door : Three days to vacate. Uh oh. Bad news for pilot guy who appears gay but also checks out my legs [bi?] and his interesting in too short shorts friend who like me sometimes does laundry too late on Friday […]

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return of the loft

  This is pretty — Funny. Stiletto found it online it is someone talking online about the lofts I used to live in —   I’m happy to report that management has really put forth an effort to step the building up. Things they’ve recently taken care of include — relocation of the Marijuana dispensary […]

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the russian of spaulding avenue

  I was walking through — The neighborhood the other evening and a woman coming towards me took one look at my face and immediately looked relieved to see me and started speaking to me in Russian. She was looking for a place. She needed directions. This is about all I could get from what […]

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a tragic shortage of quarters

  New Year’s Eve I am — Trotting up and down stairs from the laundry room because I swore I would have clean clothes for the New Year and it was the last day to make that happen. [I blame a tragic shortage of quarters for the laundry build up do not ask how many […]

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my neighbor the squirrel

  The first night I stay here — I sleep on the floor. The movers moved me out Sunday night but could not move me in till Monday afternoon. So I sleep on the floor [do not do this when you are sore from packing and moving] to be here for the cable man, the […]

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