One time I asked the I Ching — If breast augmentation was a good idea. The I Ching said [I paraphrase] Go for it Babe, anything that makes you feel better about yourself is a good thing. I. Was. Appalled. I was expecting reason from the I Ching. Like, you know, someone or something […]
Dear Aquarius With Cap Moon & Rising : Today the printer and toilet and dvd player will fix themselves, the June royalty check will be five times what you expect, you will miraculously find a new lightbulb stashed under the sink — right next to the dishwashing soap you thought was under there too, […]
The toilet handle broke off. I cut my foot on a piece of glass. A light bulb blew. My printer is eating envelopes. I know it is Susan. I will not crack though. I am hanging tough with the snub. Now I truly have to go to the hardware store which means get toggles […]
We are skipping Susan in June. I have stuff going down I cannot jinx with Susan mayhem and Girl AJ says — Okay I am leaving that part out. But no Susan this month.
Apparently — I am a limitless source of masculine despair. [That so cannot be good for my karma.] Fortunately also though I am a giver — and also self involved enough to want my karmic point spread higher than minus two-thousand-four-hundred-and-sixty-two — so I am providing assistance for the emotionally impaired distraught deranged disturbed […]
What Kind of Goth are You? You scored as Romantic Goth. You are a romantic goth, better known as a traditional goth. You are probably quickly identified as a goth by outsiders. Black lace, silver, sweat and cemetaries are just a few of your favorite things. where the art work came from : […]
I did not sleep last night. I needed those hours. For other things. I will sleep tonight. And dream.
So usually by this time Girl AJ and I would have loaded grenades and rocket launchers and body armor and gone in and checked horoscopes. And actually we did do that. We were loaded for bear — or Susan, whichever is scariest and having run into bear AND Susan it might be Susan since […]
Dear Diary : Washed dishes. Took out trash. Did laundry. Battled forces of darkness. Saved the world. My socks are very fluffy. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6kNxf6axY4]
Tarot.com just sent me super model email. Really. They did. Unleash Your Inner Super Model. That is hilarious to me. Not only can I get tarot card readings to tell me about love and career, Tarot.com is plugged in and can get me spiffy skin cream that will fix both up in a jiff. Hey […]