carousing with stiletto
Stiletto hit Hollywood last night.
Stil is total man candy and we missed a reception and movie because a cab driver lusting after her held her hostage for an hour on strategically chosen too congested streets in what should have been a ten minute cab ride. He was hot too she made me come see how hot he was but he had bad B.O. so no Stil for him. He so did not want to let her go he was offering to drive us around more for free AND buy drinks if he could just get her back into that cab but it was not to be sorry Hot B.O. Cab Guy.
We grabbed drinks and gossiped [A LOT] and Stil made me eat raw tuna and we drank saki and went to the music party on the roof and then popped in on Upstairs Neighbor Guy who keeps later hours than I do and also has a totally sexy Southern accent he charmed Stil with and a super cute dog and then Stil charmed Faux Record Guy [who knew that could be done?] who was also there and we got invited to Faux Record Guy’s studio where he showed off fancy sound stuff to prove he is not a “faux” record guy [it so disturbs him I call him Faux Record Guy] and his studio is fancy and actually stunning he has really good taste who knew?
If The Cougher had been around Stil would probably have charmed him too [Stil could charm an angry rhinoceros] but Upstairs Neighbor Guy and Faux Record Guy are both hating on The Cougher — they think he is a crack head and if THEY do not like that guy he must be super bad.
Tragically we did not take photos [well not of us] so no photo love for you. [Okay not really we did did take ONE PHOTO but that is all do not get greedy here sheesh.] Also we tormented L.K. [who I do not have a link for if you would fix that in your profile maybe I could find one L.K. sheesh] and Unzips Guy with inappropriately late and long distance phone calls [phone frenzy yay!] we had to they have deep gravely man voices that just requires inappropriately late and long distance phone frenzy. Luckily for Valliant we do not have his number or we probably would have entered him in the late night phone frenzy manly man accents and voice competition.
I have not been exposed to that much sexy gravely man voice in such high dosage in a while and am still undone by it all but fortunately can blame the saki.