boromir auf deutsch


So I am aghast to learn Stiletto has never seen Lord of the Rings. Ahhhh!

This is especially bad because Stil came out Legolas in the Lord of the Rings quiz and does not even know who Legolas is [that is so wrong] so I went looking for hot hunky Lord of the Rings youtubes to sway her and —

Yipes. Wow. Gay fan fic is so alive and well when it comes to Lord of the Rings. Practically all the stuff is so totally about guys on guys [way to ruin MY fantasies gay boys jeez] or some weird ass love song is playing behind everyone in the flick looking pensive with no cool fighting [wtf!] and then I found the one youtube that could lure Stil in.

Sean Bean.

With German voice overs.





My German is not good enough by the way to be sure this is not also some sort of subversive gay fan fic but neither is Stil’s and there is cool fighting in it [and Sean Bean!] and if it is gay fan fic do not tell me my fantasy life is fragile enough.

[Also Stil may not even be into cool fight scenes but I am so they are a definite necessity in a Lord of the Rings clip and they are in there yay!]


0 Responses to boromir auf deutsch

  1. I think the Council of Elrond thing is pretty sexy, too. “Gondor has no King. Gondor NEEDS no king.” Oooooh, baby, Gondor needs no pants. Right. NOW.

    I was big into the LOTR fandom a few years ago, and while there’s a ton of slash fic out there, there’s also a fair body of straight erotic fiction as well. I could send you some…but I think I already gave you the link to where you can find most of it.

  2. max

    [[[Gondor needs no pants]]]

    You crack me up.

  3. Wow. Holy crap. I think I need to change my undies. Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow !!!!!! Did I tell you, Wow?!

    But I have a question – which one is Legolas and why is he so important?!

  4. max

    Gosh as if hot Boromir is not enough, suddenly, another reason to watch the film.


  5. aj

    Lord of the Rings was about 9 hours too long to begin with and that’s without adding a German flavor to the mix. Torture.

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