blame it on aj
The internet blackout of 2006. My internet connection crashed — and stayed crashed — for a damn week. AJ’s hard drive melted. Kitty’s PC died and could not be revived by man or N.A.S.A. space engineers. Half the workshop was hurled offline to stumble around in the dark of real time real space. It was computer catastrophe. It took out two continents. And the fallout lasted months.
I am not kidding.
When the rubble cleared we staggered, trembling, back to our keyboards, and found out why.
AJ had been charring a Zen garden rake.
Yes. A Zen garden rake.
That was supposed to be used to rake sand for Zen complacency —
NOT CHARRED TO A BLACKENED STUB OVER THE FLAME OF A ZEN GARDEN CANDLE.
That is so Zen garden abuse. And so not feng shui.
And it took out two continents.
AJ was not even allowed to light a candle for ages, after.
And ever since? If something even vaguely goes wrong?
We give AJ the eye.
ps: never in my life did i imagine putting a southpark image on this page but that just does look like aj which to me is too funny to not do