big time crush
Someone has a crush on me. I know this because I keep getting urgent email from “Big Time Crush” telling me so. And if I will just hand over my cell number and credit card info, hey, for the paltry fee of $120 per year charged conveniently to my cell phone bill I will get three text messages a month from people I do not know and have never met and do not want to know or ever meet who are loitering in text message basement security facilities just lusting for me [and also for two million other people actually stupid enough to do this but hey who is counting?].
Okay just stop that.
ps : big time crush you just made the people who suck list