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because i'm so goddamned good looking!

I have decided from here on out, I am not going to try to figure out people’s motivations or reasons for acting weird any more. I’m just going to give everything a SERIOUSLY positive spin in my favor from this day forward.

I’m going with, “Because I’m so goddamned good looking.”

  • Why won’t that guy meet my eyes?
    Because I’m so goddamned good looking.
  • Why is that woman giving me the fish eye?
    Because I’m so goddamned good looking.
  • Why is that little kid pointing at me?
    Because I’m so goddamned good looking.
  • Why is that dog barking at me?
    Because I’m so goddamned good looking.
  • Why is there a S.W.A.T. team outside the building?
    Because I’m so goddamned good looking.

It totally works! For every occasion! Also I am pretty sure if I stop trying to double guess why people are behaving in weird ways, it’s going to free up at least a fifth of my brain that is currently focused on this kind of sass. Yay! Yay! Yay!

And hey, if you don’t like this post? It’s —
Because I’m so goddamned good looking.

[I crack me up]

Sure, I may miss some clues, maybe an unzipped zipper (oops) or some asparagus between my teeth (oops again). But hey. For an extra fifth of my brain freed up not worrying about why people are being weird with me? I am so there for that.

Yay! Yay! Yay!



Love and Kisses,

Your Because I’m So Goddamned Good Looking Adams Girl

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