bathing suit dilemmas
I have been thinking —
About getting a new bathing suit for summer. I am not going to tell you the last time I bought a bathing suit that would just be embarrassing let’s just say it has been a long long time.
This is all prompted by the news Stil is coming out this summer. I figure if Stil comes out during the summer odds are we are going to end up at a beach at some point and probably I should be wearing a bathing suit less than a decade old that I actually own and is not just thrown at me by a party host yelling “get in the hot tub!”
[Even standing within a mile of Stil in a bathing suit is a total act of love on my part by the way really nobody needs to be compared to Stil close up in a bathing suit that woman’s stomach is flatter and harder than a quarter and she has breasts and she is exotic and I am a flat chested skinny white girl sigh.]
Anyway this brings up the dilemma. One piece or two.