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reversa plumber pornOh. My. God.

Anti aging cream porn!

This is freaking brilliant. It is porn for girls selling an anti aging cream. [I think. I am not sure. It might be humor. It is funny as hell to me. Also now I am a poor woman because I bought all the cream. When does the plumber show up again?]

That is from a comment by OpenChannel under another night another 911 call.

It is funny as hell. Go see.

 

where the art work comes from :
um, i lifted a frame from the clip and
changed it to b&w and recropped it —
please do not sue

27 Responses to anti aging cream porn!

  1. help I ‘ve fallen and I can’t get up! That’s the funniest ever……

  2. Rubber ducky your the one…. Of course a good baker is hard to find. A fireman is so handy. At first I thought the title was the ultimate in the google tag wars. I thoght it was genius and turned out it was genius.

  3. The Cat with the Fireman…the cat looks like Insanity Jones ( with longer fur ) I freaked…hahahahahahaa!

    amm

  4. Oh God, please let me have that for my birthday!!! He is so hot and now I’m so..well, you know!

    Here rubber ducky….

  5. Cat, Anita? Who is looking at a cat?

  6. Being that oblvious is part of my charm.
    amm

  7. I’m so glad I could help. I’m really hoping it’s meant to be funny.

    But where is he pulling those rubber duckies out of? His ass?

    The only one I don’t get is that oyster eating one… can someone explain that? It’s just a little too subtle for me, I guess.

  8. max

    “The Cat with the Fireman…the cat looks like Insanity Jones”

    There is something there for everyone.

    Channel, I am so not going to explain the oysters and ducks. There are already way too many wrong key words in this post.

  9. Oysters are an aphrodisiac. As for the ducks, you’re on your own there.

  10. Well…ducks are bottom feeders soooo…..

  11. max

    [banging head on desk]

    It is metaphor people. Sheesh.

    The ducks go up in size. Do you want to play with a toy this big? Or THIS big? Or THIS BIG?

    And were you watching him eat the oyster? That is oral sex.

    Gah!

  12. max

    [now i have to call the pun police on anita marie, that was a terrible pun anita marie, no youtube for a week]

  13. Too late.

    ps- note to self check exploding ducks and oysters.
    amm

  14. I would have loved to be in the room when this project was pitched.

  15. max

    It is not a tough pitch, Tommy. You just whip a sheet off a hot half clothed model guy who is wearing a tool belt and jeans and not much else. You do not even have to talk for that.

  16. Uh… I was being funny about the oyster/oral sex thing. Guess sarcasm is hard to convey over the Internet.

    The symbolism/metaphors were a bit overt… dig that erect phallic pepper shaker.

    (just tossing a few more key words in there for ya)

  17. max

    Oops. Sarcasm. Yeah, that one can be tricky. Sometimes you just have to throw caution to the wind and throw “sarcasm” in there in brackets.

    “(just tossing a few more key words in there for ya)”

    Ahhhh!

  18. Like Gummy Bear Porn…and exploding birds…and underwear.

    If you build it they shall come.

    amm

  19. Bottom feeders?

    That is…awesome!

  20. Yep Bottom Feeders, Yes Ma’am Bottommmm Feeeddders.

    there.

    now let’s see what Google does with that.

    amm

  21. max

    You cannot win the google wars, Anita Marie. Anime Corset is too strong a force to be reckoned with.

  22. You’re SO lucky I’m a loser…wait…jeeze I just can’t stop from stepping on my own foot today.

    amm

  23. max

    You mean gracious loser, right?

  24. Uh….sure…yeahhhh.

    You Win

    amm

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  26. Oh my – the oyster eating alone is worth watching at least a dozen times. Damn sexy.

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