and another thing...
[Didn’t this thing used to be Five Freaking Things? When did it go up? Is it going up again? Soon? This could be injurious.]
This time Eight Freaking Things is brought to you by Other Channel — who is too young and innocent at blogging to know how much trouble tagging gets you in. [grrrr]
RETURN OF EIGHT FREAKING THINGS : THE REVENGE
1. I think the new acne soap is making me break out.
2. A girl in the post office glared at the back of me today so hard my ears have laser singes.
3. I once killed a man just to — wait, sorry, channeling Johnny Cash there. Um —
4. I got sympathy email from somene who thought Scott was my father. This is disconcerting to me.
5. Memes require way more alcohol than is in my system right now — or ever.
6. I am a size four — send strumpet & pink.
7. Is it wrong to fantasize about ex boyfriends? Really really sexy ex-boyfriends?
8. I wear a silver collar with a bell on it for special occassions. And nothing else.
[No wonder that girl at the post office was mad.]
Stilletto will kill me if I do this to her again so you are off the hook, Stil. Okay, who has not done one of these in a while? Or ever? I tag —
Okay that is eight whew.
[Good God I hope all those links work.]
[um, i lost the artist, check back, i will find him]