aliens stole my body
To see what I look like naked. Do not ask me why I did that, except out of a mild thought that sometime in the future I might actually want someone else to see me naked and what would they be seeing if they did curiosity. [There are not a lot of mirrors around here so this is not something I see often.]
Oh. My. God.
Clearly, aliens abducted me in my sleep and planted my head on someone else’s body. This is not mine.
Where is my freaking body?
This is what happens I guess when you take months off any sort of exercise and take the elevator instead of the stairs and wow, clearly it is back to the stairs time for me.
What a catastrophe.
I guess it is all relative though. I was walking to the Academy today and this woman coming towards me gave me the “I hate you” look. She was 5’2″ and weighed at least 150 pounds — and probably more. I guess to her I looked pretty svelte.
She is kind of not the demographic I am interested in looking good to though.
Freaking aliens and their body stealing ways.