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a zit on the nose

 

Dear God :

I get that for the entirety of my adult life I will struggle with break outs. That this has been going on since I was TWELVE. That it will not stop. That EVERYONE ELSE grows out of this just not me. That when I am eighty I WILL STILL be having break outs.

I get all that. I accept it. I work with it.

But God?

A zit on the nose is just wrong.

 

0 Responses to a zit on the nose

  1. I have been recommending the Proactive stuff because I’ve seen it work miracles. (I hate the commercials, and don’t order it on TV if you’re considering it… lots of malls have kiosks and it’s usually cheaper there and no long term commitment.) I had to try something for my youngest son, who was getting seriously depressed, and his skin has been flawless since. While we were shooting the film, our lead actress had regular breakouts which were really messing with continuity, so I recommended it to her and now her skin is gorgeous. She said the first couple of times she used it, she didn’t think it was working, but she stuck it out for a week and voila, beautiful skin.

    I know I sound like a commercial, and some people don’t like it, but I so rarely am impressed that a product actually works, I had to say something.

    (oh, Max, I see the problem here. That is not God giving you that zit on the Nose. That is Satan, because you cannot be more beautiful than he is and he is getting revenge.)

  2. max

    “(oh, Max, I see the problem here. That is not God giving you that zit on the Nose. That is Satan, because you cannot be more beautiful than he is and he is getting revenge.)”

    God bless you Toni. Only you could come up with a good reason. LOL

    I tried that Proactive stuff once. It does not work for me. What does is Rezamid, it is from Summers Labs and I guess is from tree bark or something meaning I guess turpentine works great. [wink]

  3. I avoid mirrors.
    It sort of works.

  4. Kym

    Dear God,
    I get that for the entirety of my adult life I will struggle with break outs BUT it makes me feel better that Max one of the most beautiful women I know has the same problem.

    Is that wicked of me?

  5. max

    Oh that is SO wrong.

    I like the beautiful part though hey thanks. Smooch!

  6. Man, don’t you even pay attention to the movies your industry churns out?

    Windex!

  7. max

    I do not remember anyone breaking out in The Lost Boys.

  8. Max, I can’t help but chuckle. The other day, I was thinking of this poor Asian guy sitting near me in an airport terminal and his lady friend poking fun at him for what had to be the largest zit I have ever seen. In my life. On the tip of his nose.

    I thought, God, that is so wrong.

    I often think of that poor kid from time to time and I wonder if he was able to masterfully pop it and come out unscathed, physically and psychologically.

    Please do keep us updated. Is it wrong to ask for a pic?

    [PS I am not making fun of you. It’s just that I have a huge boil on my butt. I feel really connected to you right now.]

  9. max

    I cannot believe you said that in public. You crack me up.

  10. Maybe we can get Bush to show the chancre on his schlong (Syphillis is the only possible, justifiable explaantion for the past eight years)

  11. And I feel so, well, strange that I’m male and admitting I knew a gag in “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” . . . .

  12. max

    If I have bad dreams about Bush without pants I am hunting you down Frontier.

    Myself I always thought Bush Sr. lobotomized younger men around him to keep the playing field safe look at his VP and his son. I never imagined one of them would actually be put in charge of anything more taxing than an Etchasketch.

  13. “Maybe we can get Bush to show the chancre on his schlong (Syphillis is the only possible, justifiable explaantion for the past eight years)”

    FFE, I do not want to feel connected to Bush. Or his man parts. Max’s zit is more than enough.

  14. Sorry. When I get riffing against enemies of the republic, I lose control sometimes, even when they’re drooling, chancreous, malignant, gibbering deviants.

  15. I do appreciate your passion. Feel free to unleash.

    Well, maybe not here. Let’s not hijack the thread!

  16. max

    Well I am not going to ask how my nose brought up such an unfortunate subject but I am traumatized.

  17. You’re right.

    Max: cute nose ;B^D>

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