the brown pants
I was trying to figure out what to wear tonight. Digging through drawers. Throwing clothes all over. Trying everything.
Nothing worked.
Then.
I saw the brown pants.
I haven't worn the brown pants in ages. Like, ten years since I bought them ages.
I like the brown pants but no way could they fit. They are some of my "thin" pants. Thin as in, I bought them when I was really really REALLY thin. Really really REALLY Thin as in, when I went to lunch with people they would look at me, look at the server, and say, What is the most fattening thing on the menu? Give it to her.
I thought, Oh hell no those won't fit. Those will never fit again.
They fit.
Time to start chugging callories.
Your Okay I Am Thin But The Brown Pants Still Look Good Adams Girl
